There you go again, Robyn, saying I eat my own poop.
I shouldn't even dignify your accusation with a reply, but I'll respond for the sake of the Internet. Internet, I do not eat my own poop. That is categorically untrue, and it's a vicious slander.
I DO NOT eat my own poop.
Now let's drop this silly scandal and move on.
"but I'll respond for the sake of the Internet . . . "
ReplyDeleteI think these are famous last words for quite a few people . . . and turtles.